if you mess up the sheets on my bed or don’t sleep under the sheets I will probably hate you a lot
goddamnit I wish I could fall asleep quickly instead of laying awake thinking of every single thing wrong with today and possibly tomorrow
i cant believe fuckin gabby took advantage of me being out of the room and made a dumb status on my facebook
why does this keep happening to me
I read "watching tahlia draw holy balls girls got skiiiiiills" as "watching tahlia draw balls"
SAUL
(i was drawing balls dont tell anyone)
64px:
rreasons whhy you might be still single:
- waiting 4 HO T HOT Celeb
- u givve off an aura That is too Powerful
- weird skeleton
- u dont have a big cool truck with flames (most likely)
you know youre close to a person when they say something sappy and you get to return the favour by calling them a shitty gay baby knowing they wont get offended
i cant wait until i move out of this share house and move in with jimmy and louise and johnny so i can sing really loudly in the shower
expect to hear sugar we’re going down like ten times a week friends


